Wednesday Wit - Exercise

Exercise

I exercise every morning without fail. Up, down! Up, down! And then the other eyelid. – Phyllis Diller.

I swim a lot. It’s either that or buy a new golf ball – Bob Hope.

I keep fit. Every morning, I do 100 laps of an Olympic – sized swimming pool – in a small motor launch. – Peter Cook.

The doctor asked me if I ever got breathless after exercise. I said, no, never, because I never exercise. – John Mortimer.

Whenever I got the urge to exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes away – Robert M. Hutchins.

At past 50, I solemnly and painfully learned to ride the bicycle – Henry Adams

Now I’m over 50 my doctor says I should go out and get more fresh air and exercise. I said, “All right. I’ll drive the car with the window open.” – Angus Walker.