At the best
of times
I don’t
like wearing ties
But it is
part of my dress code at work
Which keeps
me looking smart
I hope
But saying
that
It does
come with its own difficulties
Mostly
associated with
Dangling
Or to be
more precise
Dangling
freely
The only
problem is that I sometimes forget the dangers of a dangling tie
And the
other day
Whilst
tackling the paper shredder
The
contraption decided to take a liking to my tie
And tried
to eat it
For lunch
It must
have been hungry!
A couple of
yanks,
Pulls,
Sweats,
later
And
eventually my attire was free of the hungry machine
After
trying to salvage the tie
I
eventually gave up and deposited it into the bin
So note to
self
Be careful
of the paper shredder when wearing a tie!
