This wasn’t
one of the greatest moments of my life
In fact in
terms of humiliation
It is right
at the top of the list.
One Friday evening I decided to rush out of the house and get a fish and chip take-away for the
family
Taking my
teenage boy Connor with me
I made a
bad choice
A very,
very bad choice
I chose a
belt for my trousers that was not up for the task
It was all going so well
All going to plan
Until
As I left
the chip shop carrying the dinner
With my
hands full
My belt
slipped
And my
trousers
Fell down
In the
middle of the street
Around my knees
Half-mast
Right in
front of a group of teenage girls who were waiting on the street corner
Panic
Sheer panic
Overcame me
I threw
down the dinner
In the
street and
Fumbling
I quickly attempted
to pull up my trousers
As the
group of girls burst out laughing and pointing in my direction
This was
followed by my son joining the chorus of laughter.
My son has
never let me forget the fateful evening
And I was
lucky not to be arrested.
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